Wednesday, August 13, 2014

What Hilton Hightower Would Have Written about a Slogan to Promote Brand Name Candies, If He Were Still With Us

"This slogan,
to promote brand name candies,
is every bit as worthless
as any fine art,"
I would have said

(And started vomiting,
and my eyes rolling everywhichway,
just using the words
"fine art")

But
Taste The Rainbow(TM)
is shorter,
less pretentious,
and it pays the bills

1 comment:

Dr. Alan R. Pool said...

Conveniently, Skittles are approximately the same size as your ear canals, if you ever want to make the poetry stop.