Saturday, September 06, 2014

Fort Gnox

"What is this all about?"  Somebody will say.  What good is a question that doesn't mean anything?

Pragmatists!  That's all we've got left in this world, no wonder we're all accustomed to living in the boredome.

Shit for you, I say you're just whining about being boredumb.  Extreme sports, you were expecting?  Only in your mind.  More exhilaration in the act of clipping your toenails, once you've tried both.

There are seven shit lists in the Universe and guess what.  Six are blank and the seventh has the name of every person who has ever lived, in alphabetical order.

And so on.