Dance the dance[s]

In the interest of expanding A HaHa is (N)ot Art! to include more types of media, I have composed the following dance. You will dance by performing each component for exactly 2 counts. When you get to the end, you will either start over or you will shut the music off and stop dancing right away.

1. stand on yer left leg. Remain so until step 5
2. yell
3. put both yer hands straight up in the air
4. stomp twice with yer right foot
5. stand on both feet and look around
6. look at the floor and jump up twice
7. look up at the ceiling and jump twice
8. turn your head to the right, shrug your shoulders, thrust your hips leftward, now flap your hands like a bird.

This dance can be used for songs such as "Yankee doodle dandy," "Pop goes the weasel," songs from The Very Best of Cher and most songs by Megadeth. But dancing it to any sort of Coldplay songs would make you look like a jackass. It is good also for parties.